It's too bad that the Cthulhu Chick publications parody was taken down due to legal threats from Chick. For pleasure reading I recommend "Bad Bob" or "Somebody Goofed".

While I can't offer you that, my little weasels, I can give you "Why I want to Fuck Cthulhu", and the original J.G. Ballard cut-up that inspired it from 1967.

Actually, while searching I was able to find a mirror. Enjoy!